Elle Vance

Lyrics

“Boot Porn” by Elle Vance

Ooooooooohhh, look at these. These are sexy!

Laying in bed with my baby.
I look over at him, I see he’s going crazy.
Scrolling through his phone, swiping left and right.
Big smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye.
Then he says, “Don’t look at me like that.
Now tell me whatcha think about these Cayman’s in black?
Tell me whatcha think about these East Diamond Backs?
I’d make sure to condition them so they’ll never crack.”
And I say, “You just hold on there, you have enough boots for you to wear!”
“I didn’t say they’re for me.” Was his only reply.
It dawns on me that I’m the apple of his eye… eye.

CHORUS
So give me that Boot Porn all night long.
Something I can dance in till the break of dawn.
Something sexy snaking right up to my knees.
A pair of T.O Stanley or some Lucchese.
You’ve gotta build me a last to last.
Keep me buffing up my boots I bought in the past.
Gator, Ostrich, Turtle, Snake in black or cherry.
Really doesn’t matter cause it’s all good to me. Yeah!

Next day at the boot shop.
So many brands, hides and tans that I could drop.
Ariat, Tacoma, Tony Lama, Frye.
The scent of leather smells so good that I could die.
I’ve gotta get me a matching belt.
Can’t forget to choose a hat made outta felt.
Snip-toe, 5-toe with a spring, square or round.
Cobra, Anaconda, Python. I’m spellbound.
Now hold on, I swear, that’s the bag that matches the boots down there!
Salesman comes around hoping I will buy.
He asks me “Is there anything you’d like to try… try.”

CHORUS
So give me that Boot Porn all night long.
Something I can dance in till the break of dawn.
Something sexy snaking right up to my knees.
A pair of T.O Stanley or some Lucchese.
You’ve gotta build me a last to last.
Keep me buffing up my boots I bought in the past.
Gator, Ostrich, Turtle, Snake in black or cherry.
Really doesn’t matter cause it’s all good to me. Yeah!

Boot Porn! Boot Porn! Boot Porn!
Boot Porn! Boot Porn! Boot Porn!
So give me that.